On Tour With 3T

You`re asked to perform a duet with the Spice Girls, Boyzone or Oasis. Who do choose?
Taj: Well, it wouldn`t be the Spice Girls. We met them a few weeks ago in Germany and Victoria tried to yank my trousers down on live TV. Luckily I had a belt on and she couldn`t get them down. Can you imagine how embarrassed I would have been?

You`re about to go on stage when a millionaire offers you $1 million not to perform? Do you accept the cash?
Taj: I`d do it and if anyone had a problem I`d just give them double the money they`d spent on their ticket.

You`re told you can play Wembley but only if you strip off for Playboy. Do you do it?
Taj: Not at all. I haven`t got a good enough body.

Jarvis Cocker asks if he can be your support act on the tour, do you accept?
Taj: We could get him on stage and then beat him up so he couldn`t walk away. He`d be in too much pain.

You`re photographed in a steamy clinch with Pamela Anderson. Do you own up to your girlfriend before the pictures appear in the papers?
Taj: No, but when I was found out I`d say it was a showbiz kiss which I had to do for the cameras. I`d say I was paid to do it.

You`ve got a long-term girlfriend but a gorgeous fan hands you her phone number as you`re leaving a gig. Do you phone her?
Taj: No way. I wouldn`t do it. But that`s cos I`m very faithful. The other two aren`t, haha.

Your manager asks you to wear see-through trousers on stage. Do you say yes?
Taj: Ugh, no way. It`s not us is it?

You hear the juiciest piece of gossip about a rival band. Do you tell anyone?
Taj: I`d tell Taryll and TJ, but I wouldn`t tell anyone else. These things have a way of coming back to you. We hear things all the time about other groups - some of them are soo funny.

One of your brothers has his flies open on stage, and the audience can see his pants. Would you tell him?
Taj: I`d tell him and then tease him about it.

You`re on a strict tour diet. A fan sends you your fave cake as a pressie - do you scoff it in secret?
Taj: You`d better believe I`d eat it. I love cream cakes.